Confessions

1. I confess that yesterday I made Oatmeal cookies just so I could eat the dough.

2. I confess that I felt sick after 4 spoonfuls of the dough.

3. I confess that sometimes I put Mickey Mouse on tv just so Parker will leave me alone.

4. I confess I hate working out but I do it so I won't hate myself.

5. I confess there are many times I do my hair and make up with out a mirror so I don't have to see my reflection.

6. I confess I record my shows during the day and watch all of them when Parker goes to bed.

7. I confess that there is clothes in my dryer I don't want to fold.

8. I confess that we are leaving out of town for 5 days and I haven't packed yet.

9. I confess that I dance in the tanning booth.

10. I confess that I ate 3 boxes of altoids yesterday.

11. I confess I love using Parkers bath time crayons when I am in the shower.

12. I confess I am not making dinner tonight.

13. I confess I don't feel guilty about making dinner tonight.

14. I confess I daydream way too much.

15. I confess I googled my name to see if anything came up. (Big mistake)

16. I confess because of me Parker knows how to put on mascara, blush and lipgloss.

17. I confess when I am in the car I tend to look out the window and pretend I am in a music video.

18. I confess I regret buying Bobby his Xbox 360.

19. I confess I have a secret hiding spot for money I find laying around the house. 

20. I confess I wish I were deaf sometimes.

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